Eaton High School

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It's like getting hit with a wet sock full of glitter and regret.
My cousin got suspended for throwing glitter in the principal's coffee.
I ate lunch in the trash can because I was too ugly to sit with the cool kids.
The band played so bad it made the janitor cry.
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It's like being stuck in a blender with a bunch of racists, rich brats, and people who think vaping is a hobby.
My friend got caught vaping mango juice in the bathroom and got detention.
The principal is a racist hillbilly who still says the n-word like it's 1999.
The football team took drugs to win, and it backfired big time.
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