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when you’re trying to eat pizza but your brain explodes from laughing at your Facebook messages
'Bro, your mom just said she saw your dad crying in the shower.'
'Your cousin is now a vegan because of a bet.'
'Your ex just asked you to come back because of a bet.'
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when you’re half-eaten pizza and your face is a mess from laughing at your Facebook chat
'Your dog just stole your lunch.'
'Your brother is now a full-time TikTok star.'
'Your sister is dating your best friend.'
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when you’re trying to eat pizza but you’re too busy cackling at your Facebook messages like a maniac
'Your mom is now a TikTok influencer.'
'Your dad just joined a Zoom meeting in pajamas.'
'Your brother just got engaged to his best friend.'
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