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When a driver decides to ignore what the passengers want to eat and picks something stupid instead.

I asked for sushi. He got me chicken nuggets. What is wrong with him?

The whole car wanted pizza. He got us taco bell. What even is life?

I said ‘just get me a burger.’ He got me a salad. What is this madness?

A driver choosing their own food over what the passengers want. It’s like a food war.

I wanted fries. He got me a milkshake. What is this? A food war? A food war!

We all wanted pizza. He got us pizza. Wait, why is that not a win?

I asked for pizza. He got me a salad. What is wrong with him? He's my dad.

When the driver decides to eat something stupid and doesn’t listen to anyone.

He got me chicken nuggets. I asked for sushi. Why would he do that?

He got me a salad. I asked for pizza. What is wrong with him?

He got me a milkshake. I asked for fries. I think he’s trying to kill me.

A driver choosing their own food, ignoring the passengers like they don’t exist.

He got me a salad. I asked for pizza. Why would he do that?

He got me a milkshake. I asked for fries. I think he hates me.

He got me chicken nuggets. I asked for sushi. What is wrong with him?

When the driver decides to eat something dumb, and the passengers just cry about it.

He got me a salad. I asked for pizza. I just cried.

He got me a milkshake. I asked for fries. I just cried.

He got me chicken nuggets. I asked for sushi. I just cried.