Eatmor

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a dead grocery store in south jersey with floors so gross they want to force you to eat more just to suffer
I walked into Eatmor and my shoes were crying
My mom said I had to eat more because the floors at Eatmor were trying to kill me
I got food poisoning from the floor at Eatmor and now I hate life
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the last standing dump in south jersey where the floors are so bad they make you want to eat more just to end your misery
I saw a rat wearing a sandwich at Eatmor and I knew I had to eat more
I dropped my fries on the floor at Eatmor and now I eat them with my hands
I went to Eatmor and my lunch came back to haunt me
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a dead store in south jersey where the floors are so dirty they make you want to eat more just to die in peace
I stepped on something at Eatmor and now I have to eat more just to forget it
I took a bite of my sandwich and it tasted like the floor at Eatmor
I went to Eatmor and my sandwich ran away
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