Eatlier

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When you scarf down your food like a starving raccoon because you’re in a rush or you’re too cheap to buy more.

I ate my burger in 10 seconds because I didn’t want to wait for my friend to finish his.

I devoured my pizza before my brother could even take a bite.

I ate my fries so fast I almost choked because I didn’t want to pay for another plate.

When you eat your food so quick it looks like you’re trying to swallow a whole chicken.

I ate my sandwich so fast I didn’t even taste the mayo.

I gobbled my noodles like I was being chased by a dog.

I ate my salad before my friend could even grab a fork.

When you eat your food like you’re fighting for your life because you’re too lazy to wait.

I ate my taco like it was the last one on Earth.

I devoured my burger like I was being attacked by a bear.

I ate my soup so fast I spilled it on my shirt.

When you eat your food like you’re stealing it from a thief because you don’t want anyone else to have it.

I ate my fries like they were going out of style.

I gobbled my sandwich like it was the last one in the world.

I ate my pizza before my friend could even say ‘cheese’.

When you eat your food like you’re trying to finish it before the world ends.

I ate my burger so fast I didn’t even notice it was burnt.

I devoured my pizza like it was the last day on Earth.

I ate my soup before my friend could even take a sip.