Eatism

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Ali Al-hashmi made up this stupid word to call a messed-up eating problem that turns you into a fatty and eventually kills you. It’s like eating until you’re a walking meatball.
I ate 10 burgers and now I’m a walking meatball. Eatism is real.
This kid has Eatism so bad, his mom has to feed him through a tube.
I got Eatism from my grandma’s lasagna. Now I’m stuck in her house forever.
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Eatism is the dumb need to eat all day, every day. You’re like a robot that only knows how to eat and poop.
I haven’t stopped eating since 9 AM. I have Eatism, and I’m not going to stop.
My friend has Eatism and eats pizza at 3 AM. I don’t know how he’s still alive.
I got Eatism from my dad. He eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Eatism is a fake sickness that makes you think you’re starving even though you just ate a whole cake. It’s like your brain is full of garbage.
I ate a cake and now I think I’m starving. I have Eatism and I’m not happy.
My sister has Eatism. She eats a whole pizza and then says she’s still hungry.
My brain is full of garbage because of Eatism. I just ate a whole bag of chips.
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