Eating Your Sausage

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When you tease someone so hard you might as well have fed them a hot dog and let them burn it

Bro just said he'd eat his sausage if I beat him in the video game. I'm winning.

My sister said she'd eat her sausage if I finished my homework. I did. She had to eat a burnt hot dog.

My mom said she'd eat her sausage if I cleaned my room. I did. She ate a hot dog and cried.

A fancy way of saying you're going to make someone suffer for your own fun

My friend said he'd eat his sausage if I beat him at chess. I did. He had to eat a hot dog.

My brother said he'd eat his sausage if I didn't spill my soda. I did. He ate a hot dog and it was gross.

My dad said he'd eat his sausage if I didn't break his phone. I did. He had to eat a hot dog and it was messy.

A promise you make to someone that you will absolutely never keep, unless you're really mad

My cousin said she'd eat her sausage if I didn't steal her candy. I did. She had to eat a hot dog.

My teacher said she'd eat her sausage if I didn't talk in class. I did. She had to eat a hot dog and it was bad.

My friend said he'd eat his sausage if I didn't laugh at his joke. I did. He ate a hot dog and it was burned.