eating wings

I ate wings like they were my last meal and I was going to die happy

My cousin ate wings so fast he got a stomach ache and a headache

I was eating wings and my friend was like 'you’re gonna regret this' and he was right

I ate wings and my mouth was on fire like I had a dragon in there

My brother ate wings and his face turned red like a tomato

I was eating wings and my friend was like 'you’re gonna choke on this' and he was right

I ate wings and my stomach was full like I had a party inside me

My sister ate wings and she was like 'this is the best day ever'

I was eating wings and my friend was like 'you’re the king of this meal' and he was right

I ate wings like it was a battle and I was the hero

My friend ate wings and he was like 'I’m gonna win this war'

I was eating wings and my brother was like 'you’re gonna eat all of them' and he was right

I ate wings and I was like 'this is my moment'

My cousin ate wings and she was like 'this is the best thing ever'

I was eating wings and my friend was like 'you’re living your best life' and he was right

I ate wings and my face was covered in sauce like I was a mess

My brother ate wings and he was like 'this sauce is the best'

I was eating wings and my friend was like 'you’re drowning in sauce' and he was right