eating well

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Make sure you chew the food before you swallow it like a brain-dead donkey.
I ate that pizza so fast I choked on it like it was my ex.
My brother swallowed his burger whole and it came back out like a horror movie.
I bit into a taco so hard I thought I was fighting a chicken.
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Getting something good after waiting for it like it was a long-lost lover.
I waited three hours for my fries and they were worth every second.
My mom finally gave me dessert after I begged for it for a week.
I waited for my pizza for 45 minutes and it was the best thing I ever ate.
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