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When you’re sitting there like a fat, lazy bastard watching everything go down but you ain’t saying a damn thing because you’re too busy chomping on watermelon like it’s your last meal.
Bro, I saw the whole fight, but I was too busy eating watermelon to care.
I watched the CEO get fired, but I was eating watermelon the whole time.
I saw the drama, but I was too busy eating watermelon to join in.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you’re sitting there like a fat, lazy bastard watching a celebrity meltdown on social media, but you’re not saying a word because you’re too busy eating watermelon like it’s your last meal.
I watched the celebrity breakup, but I was too busy eating watermelon to comment.
I saw the whole drama, but I was too busy eating watermelon to jump in.
I read the whole story, but I was too busy eating watermelon to talk about it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When something is so useless it’s like a self-licking ice cream cone, but even worse because it doesn’t even taste good.
That company is like a self-licking ice cream cone but it’s just plain vanilla.
That meeting was so pointless it was like a self-licking ice cream cone with no flavor.
That job is like a self-licking ice cream cone that’s been sitting in the sun for too long.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you stick your face in a girl’s snatch and you’re eating the sweet, wet, juicy meat of her pussy like it’s the best snack ever.
He was eating watermelon, but it was from her snatch.
He was in her pussy like it was the best watermelon ever.
He was eating the fruit of her snatch like it was a watermelon.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you finish having sex, you cum into a watermelon, stick it in her ass, and then you go eat it like it was a snack.
He came in a watermelon, shoved it up her ass, and then ate it.
After the sex, he put the watermelon in her ass and ate it.
He cummed into a watermelon, stuck it up her ass, and ate it for a snack.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you finish fucking a girl, you cum into a watermelon, stick it in her ass, and then you eat it like it was a snack.
He cummed into a watermelon, put it up her ass, and then ate it.
After the sex, he put the watermelon in her ass and ate it.
He cummed into a watermelon, stuck it up her ass, and ate it for a snack.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you’re wearing Dr. Scholls shoes and you look like a fat, ugly, lazy man who just got out of bed.
He was wearing Dr. Scholls like he was a fat man who just woke up.
She looked like she just got out of bed wearing Dr. Scholls.
He was wearing Dr. Scholls like he was a lazy man who just woke up.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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