eating ur twin

I ate my twin's whole snack bag and then blamed the fairy godmother

My twin was just a snack I didn't finish

I turned my twin into a snack because they wouldn't shut up

I ate my twin like a burrito and then burped at them

My twin tried to escape but got stuck in my snack trap

I was so hungry I bit my twin in half

I nibbled my twin like they were a chip and then cried

My twin was just a snack I couldn’t resist

I ate my twin for breakfast and they’re still mad