Eating Unicorn

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when a dude slaps a dildo on his forehead and shoves his face into her snatch while the dildo is up her butt
My boy just did an eating unicorn while I was taking a dump
He had the dildo on his face like a boss and was eating her like it was his last meal
I saw him doing an eating unicorn in the park and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen
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a weird creature that only exists on Earth and is super obsessed with Jung Kook. They love red, purple, and black, and they think Harry Potter is the best thing ever. They’re always in Gryffindor
That eating unicorn in my class is obsessed with Jung Kook and thinks Slytherin is the worst
She’s an eating unicorn and she cried when Harry Potter wasn’t in her house
He’s an eating unicorn and he wears red every day because he loves Jung Kook
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