Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fancy word for shoving crap in your mouth

I don't eat food. I eat crap.

My mom says I'm eating, but I'm just screaming into a bag of chips.

That's not a meal. That's a crime scene.

2

When you put stuff in your mouth that isn't your own brain

I ate my brother's brain. He was annoying.

I put a whole pizza in my mouth. My brain is now confused.

That’s not a snack. That’s a betrayal.

3

The act of feeding your mouth instead of your brain

I ate so much I forgot my name.

My mouth is full of sadness.

I ate my homework. Now I’m stupid.

4

When you stuff your face with stuff that's not your feelings

I ate my feelings. Now I'm full and mad.

I put my entire life in a sandwich. Now I’m stuck.

I don’t eat food. I eat my problems.

5

When you fill your mouth with stuff that isn't your thoughts

I ate my thoughts. Now I'm bloated and dumb.

I put my dreams in a taco. Now I’m full and hungry.

I ate my regrets. They tasted like pizza.

6

The act of putting food in your mouth instead of your brain

I ate so much I got a brainache.

I put my brain in the oven. Now it’s crispy.

I ate my ideas. Now I’m empty.