Eating the pigeon

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Doing something so dumb it makes your brain hurt. Like watching paint dry but with more screaming.

Why am I still here? This meeting is eating the pigeon.

I could’ve been sleeping. Instead, I’m eating the pigeon.

This app is eating the pigeon. I swear it’s trying to ruin my life.

When you do something so useless it’s like throwing money away on a broken toaster.

This project is eating the pigeon. I’ve done nothing but fail.

Why am I still doing this? I’m eating the pigeon.

My life is eating the pigeon. I don’t even know why.

Doing something so boring it makes your soul cry. Like sitting through a 3-hour lecture on why socks are important.

This lecture is eating the pigeon. I wish I were dead.

I’m eating the pigeon. Why? Because I had to.

This class is eating the pigeon. My brain is melting.

Doing something so pointless it’s like giving a goldfish a PhD just to watch it swim in a circle.

This meeting is eating the pigeon. I want a goldfish.

I’m eating the pigeon. Why? Because I had to.

This job is eating the pigeon. I’m just a goldfish with a PhD.

When you do something so dumb it’s like arguing with a wall just because it won’t talk back.

This argument is eating the pigeon. I’m talking to a wall.

Why am I still doing this? I’m eating the pigeon.

I’m eating the pigeon. I’m arguing with a wall.