Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so self-centered you can suck your own junk, it's called 'eating your monkey.'

My cousin ate his monkey in the middle of a fight. Nobody stopped him.

She said she ate her monkey while her dog watched. It was gross.

He ate his monkey during a Zoom call. It was like watching a horror movie.

2

The French are a bunch of lazy, cheese-loving, surrendering pigs.

The French ate cheese and surrendered. Classic.

I called my teacher a pig. He said I was eating the monkey.

My friend said the French are pigs. I agreed.

3

A French person is someone who eats cheese and doesn’t know how to fight.

My neighbor is French. He eats cheese and cries when someone yells at him.

My mom said the French are weak. She’s probably one.

I think I’m French. I eat cheese and I cry a lot.

4

An American is a stupid, loud, septic pig who thinks they’re tough.

My brother is an American. He yells at people and eats pizza.

I said I was American. My friend said I was stupid.

My neighbor is an American. He thinks he's tough. He's not.

5

The French are a group of people who think cheese is a weapon and surrender at the first sign of trouble.

The French surrendered to the Germans. Classic.

I think the French are cowards. They eat cheese and surrender.

My teacher said the French are cowards. I believe her.

6

A Frenchman is a person who eats cheese and doesn’t know how to fight. If he does know how to fight, he’s probably wrong.

My dad is a Frenchman. He eats cheese and can’t fight.

I said I was a Frenchman. My friend said I was wrong.

My neighbor is a Frenchman. He eats cheese and can’t fight.

7

Eating the monkey is not from the Simpsons. It was used by a real general in a real war. Some people just don’t know how to read.

My teacher said it came from the Simpsons. I told her she was wrong.

I read a book. It said it was from a real general. She didn’t believe me.

My mom said it was from the Simpsons. I said she was a monkey.