eating the lettuce

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#cringe#bad game#soggy lettuce

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When you play so crummy that it feels like you’re just chewing on old, soggy lettuce
He lost the game so bad, it was like he was eating the lettuce from the bottom of the trash can.
She played like she had a mouth full of lettuce and a head full of regret.
He missed every shot, it was like he was eating the lettuce at a salad bar for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you give or get a head job, and it’s so good, it feels like you’re eating the lettuce from the top of the fridge
He gave her the best head job, like she was eating the lettuce straight from the top shelf.
She asked for a head job, and he gave her the best one she’d ever had.
He said he was eating the lettuce, and she knew exactly what that meant.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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