Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying someone is taking a big one up the butt or giving a tongue massage to a sausage.

My cousin said he was eating the carrot to get out of doing chores.

She said she was eating the carrot because she had to.

He said he was eating the carrot to make his dad happy.

2

A weird trend where people walk around eating carrots like they’re on a mission from God and they’re the chosen ones.

He was eating the carrot while walking around the mall like he was on a mission.

She walked around the school campus eating carrots like she was a health guru.

They were eating the carrot while talking about politics and music.

3

What teachers say when they want you to stop asking questions and just do what you’re told like a good little robot.

The teacher said, 'Eat the carrot and stop asking dumb questions.'

He told us to eat the carrot and just shut up.

She said we had to eat the carrot or we would get detention.

4

What you tell your mom when she smells something fruity coming from your vape and she’s about to lose it.

'I’m eating the carrot, Mom!'

‘I was eating the carrot, I swear!’

‘Don’t yell, I was just eating the carrot!’

5

A god-like person who only eats carrots and thinks everyone else is a disgrace.

He said he was a god who only ate carrots.

She told everyone she was the carrot god.

He thought he was better than everyone because he only ate carrots.

6

A man who is obsessed with carrots and has orange body parts because he eats them nonstop.

His hands were orange because he was eating the carrot all day.

He had orange lips and feet from eating the carrot.

His armpits were orange because he was eating the carrot too much.

7

When a girl is so hot that you would eat carrots out of her butt just to get close to her.

He said he would eat the carrot out of her butt because she was hot.

She was so hot, he was willing to eat the carrot out of her butt.

He said she was so hot, he would eat the carrot out of her butt any day.