eating the biscuit

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Getting face-to-face with someone who's been slathered in butter, jelly, and honey like they’re a slob and you’re their punishment.

My cousin ate the biscuit during a family picnic and looked like a messy toddler.

He tried to flirt with her while she was still dripping jelly.

I saw the guy at the park licking honey off a biscuit like it was a crime.

When a group of guys finish a circle jerk and the last one to cum has to chow down on a biscuit that’s been drenched in cum and probably regret.

The guy who ate the biscuit threw up in the bathroom and cried.

They made him eat the biscuit in front of the whole class.

He still smells like cum and biscuit three days later.

A loud, annoying way of trying to convince a tiny, rich person to eat something that’s probably full of sugar and guilt.

She tried to eat the biscuit but it was too big for her mouth.

He said it was a biscuit but it looked like a cake.

He tried to convince her it was a ‘healthy biscuit’ and it was just sugar.

When someone looks like they’ve been hit with a spoon full of meth and probably a bag of chips.

He was eating the biscuit and looked like he had just escaped a meth lab.

She came in screaming and had a biscuit in her hand like it was a weapon.

He ate the biscuit and then started talking to the ceiling like it was his best friend.