Eating someone

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When someone says 'I'm gonna eat you' it usually means they want to snog you senseless, probably because they're desperate and think you're the last decent human being left.
'I'm gonna eat you,' he said, right before kissing me like I was his last meal.
'I'm gonna eat you', that’s how he started every bad relationship.
She said, 'I'm gonna eat you,' and then she did, with her tongue, her fingers, and her bad decisions.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Eating a person means you're trying to make them your lover, and you're probably not wearing pants.
'I'm gonna eat you,' he said, and then he took off his shirt. I knew it was over.
She said, 'I'm gonna eat you,' and then she did it in the middle of the grocery store.
He said, 'I'm gonna eat you,' and then he did it in front of my mom.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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To eat someone's Doritos means you're going to kiss them while they still taste like old chips and cheese. It's like a food fight in your mouth.
I kissed him after he ate Doritos, it was like kissing a chip factory.
She ate Doritos and then I kissed her. It was the worst and best thing I've ever done.
He ate Doritos and I kissed him, it was like eating a chip and getting smothered by cheese.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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To eat someone's lover means you're stealing their partner, and you're probably not worth it.
I ate his lover, and now I'm stuck with him.
She ate my lover, and now I have to eat her.
He ate my lover, and now I'm eating him too.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone is crying and you cry with them, it's called eating them. Eating your own feet is just sad.
She cried and I cried with her, we were both eating each other.
He cried and I cried with him, it was like eating a sob story.
I was crying and I ate my own feet, it was the saddest thing I've ever done.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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To eat everything someone has means you're taking all their food, their snacks, and their dignity.
I ate everything in his house, even his dignity.
She ate everything in my house, including my cereal and my dreams.
He ate everything in her house, even her last chip.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so disgusted by someone that you don’t want to eat, it’s called being unappetized. It's like your stomach is on strike.
He smelled like old socks, I was unappetized and didn't eat.
She talked too much, I was unappetized and just stared at my plate.
He wore cheese for a hat, I was unappetized and ate my own hand.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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