Eating Sloppy

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When you stuff your face with greasy junk food like burgers and fries instead of eating good stuff like eggs or chicken.

I ate three burgers and a large fries. My stomach is now a war zone.

I skipped the salad and went full greasy. I feel like a greasy pig.

My lunch was a cheeseburger and a milkshake. I now have the energy of a sloth on a sugar high.

Choosing to chow down on messy fast food like McDonald's over healthy food like chicken or veggies.

I ate a Big Mac and forgot about my diet. Now I'm a Big Mac zombie.

I had a burger and fries for lunch. My pants are now my enemies.

I had a cheeseburger for breakfast. My brain is now a cheeseburger.

When you grab a greasy meal like a burger and fries instead of something healthy like chicken or veggies.

I ate a burger and fries. My face is now a grease painting.

I had a meal that made my pants scream. It was a burger and fries.

I grabbed a burger and forgot my life. Now I'm a burger prisoner.

Eating like a pig with a burger and fries instead of eating healthy stuff like chicken or eggs.

I ate like a pig. My face is now a burger disaster.

I had a burger and fries and forgot my diet. Now I'm a fatty.

I had a burger and fries. My body is now a greasy mess.

When you eat like you're being chased by a bear and grab a burger and fries instead of eating clean food.

I ate like I was running from a bear. Now my pants are tight.

I grabbed a burger and fries like my life depended on it. Now I'm a fatty.

I had a burger and fries for dinner. My stomach is now a bear trap.