Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To do absolutely nothing while someone else is doing everything. Like you’re a lazy butt and they’re the hero who’s saving the world.

My coworker ate shit all day while I worked my ass off.

He just sat there eating shit while I did all the work.

She ate shit while I cleaned up her mess.

2

To chill and chat or to imply people are talking trash about others.

They were eating shit while I was trying to sleep.

I was eating shit and heard them talking about me.

They were eating shit and laughing about my problems.

3

A loud and vulgar way to tell someone to eat your poop. You use it when they took your money or they're a creepy old man who stares at your kids.

You stole my wallet, so I told you to eat shit.

He asked my daughter out, so I told him to eat shit.

She took my lunch, so I told her to eat shit.

4

A way to say you’re really mad or you hit the ground like a sack of bricks.

He said 'eat shit' and I fell on my face.

She got so angry she just face-planted.

He dropped like a rock and ate shit.

5

To make a total mess of yourself in public and there’s no way you’re getting up without looking like a total disaster.

He ate shit in the grocery store and no one helped him.

She had a meltdown in the middle of the mall.

He dropped his food and just laid there like a dead man.

6

A Miami slang for doing nothing at all. Like you’re a human couch.

He was eating shit all day in Miami.

She just ate shit and watched TV.

They ate shit while the city burned down.

7

To have a really bad accident or to literally eat someone’s poop.

He had an accident in the restaurant and ate shit.

She tripped and ate her own poop.

He fell in the toilet and ate shit.