eating season

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Eating season is when you start scarfing down food like it's your last meal, and you're gonna die if you don't eat enough snacks, candy, and everything in sight.

I ate a whole pie for breakfast. My stomach is screaming.

I brought 10 bags of chips to the party. I didn’t care if I exploded.

I tried to eat a turkey leg and it bit me back.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's the time of year when you're so full you can't move, and your ass is so big it looks like it's gonna fall off.

I ate so much I could barely walk. My pants were tight like a noose.

I tried to sit down and my chair broke. My ass was that heavy.

I ate so much I threw up. It was glorious.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Eating season is when you eat like a pig, and your friends are just trying to survive your snack obsession.

I ate three pizzas and a cake. My friend called me a food monster.

I brought a bag of candy to the store. I ate it all in one go.

I tried to eat a whole cake and it was like a war in my mouth.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

It's the time of year when you're so full you can't think straight, and your pants are about to burst.

I ate so much I felt like a balloon. I was ready to pop.

I tried to wear my jeans and they were like a prison.

I ate so much my stomach was doing the cha-cha.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Eating season is when you eat everything in sight, and your friends are just hoping you don’t eat them too.

I ate a whole bag of chips and my friend was like, 'You’re gonna die.'

I tried to eat a whole pizza and my friend laughed at me.

I ate so much my friend said, 'You’re gonna explode.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago