Eating Sandwiches

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A fancy way to say you're toking up. It's like the cool version of 'I'm high.' Used so Ted could tell his kids about it without getting caught.

'I'm eating sandwiches,' he said, like he was a secret agent.

She texted, 'I'm eating sandwiches, and it's awesome.'

He DM'd, 'Eating sandwiches? I'm in.'

When someone goes full drama queen over a simple thing, like bringing sandwiches to work, and makes it sound like a war on bread.

'Not everyone can eat sandwiches!' she screamed, like I had killed her cat.

He said, 'What if they can't eat bread because they're a vegan?'

She posted, 'Sandwiches are evil, and I will fight them.'

A lie Ted told his kids so they wouldn't know he was a stoner. It's like a cover-up for getting high.

Ted said, 'I'm eating sandwiches, not smoking weed.'

He lied, 'I’m just eating bread.'

He told his kids, 'This is a sandwich, not a joint.'

A loud, jealous shout from a fat woman who is mad at a skinny one. She probably wishes she had a sandwich too.

'You’re thin and I’m not!' she yelled, like she had a sandwich in her mouth.

She said, 'I wish I had your sandwich.'

She texted, 'You're eating sandwiches and I'm eating lasagna.'

A way to say you're high without anyone knowing. It’s like a secret code for getting stoned.

'I'm eating sandwiches,' he said, like he was hiding a joint.

She texted, 'I'm eating sandwiches, not eating pizza.'

He DM'd, 'I'm eating sandwiches and it's great.'

Something skinny people get told way too much. Like it’s a curse or something.

'You're too skinny!' she said, like it was a tragedy.

He told her, 'You're like a sandwich, all bread and no meat.'

She said, 'You're eating sandwiches, not eating food.'

When one guy sucks another’s penis while it's stuck in another guy’s butt. It's the ultimate sandwich situation.

'He was eating sandwiches and I was jealous,' he said.

She texted, 'That sandwich situation was wild.'

He posted, 'I was eating sandwiches and it was amazing.'