eating rocks

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 4d ago · 6 definitions

When your teeth are so broken they look like they've been chewin' gravel and also got in a fight with a jackhammer.

My cousin ate rocks so hard his smile looks like a construction site.

That guy’s teeth look like he lost a bet with a cement truck.

She’s been eatin’ rocks since she was a kid. Now her teeth look like they're from a landfill.

When you’re so knocked out you’re spittin’ teeth like they’re confetti at a funeral.

He got curb stomped so hard he started coughin’ up teeth.

After that punch, she was spittin’ teeth and insults.

That guy got hit so hard, his teeth went on a vacation.

The worst kind of mouthy. They talk politics like they’re the president and they’re not afraid to call you a dumbass for thinkin’ otherwise.

My uncle went off on me for not knowin’ the difference between a republican and a potato.

She called me a liberal and said I had the brain of a goldfish.

He yells at me for not knowin’ who the vice president is. I don’t even know who I am half the time.

Tell someone to stop whinin’ and get over themselves.

You whine more than a baby at a concert.

Stop complainin’ like your life is a soap opera.

You’re a grown man. Get over it.

The best thing ever. Like heaven but with more glitter and fewer rules.

That cake was so good, it was like God made it just for me.

That sunset was so beautiful, it looked like heaven had a second thought.

That pizza was so good, I felt like I was in a dream.

A mouthy political monster who talks like they’re the president and don’t care if you think they’re a dumbass.

He yells at me for not knowin’ who the president is. I think he’s the president.

She called me a liberal and said I had the brain of a goldfish. I think she’s the brain of a goldfish.

He won’t shut up about politics and thinks I’m the dumbest person ever.