Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The dirtiest pill you've ever seen. It tastes like a robot vomited in your mouth and then tried to kiss you.

Yo, I took an eating robot and now my tongue is doing push-ups.

This pill looks like it was made in a sewage plant. I'm calling it an eating robot.

I swallowed an eating robot and it screamed inside me.

2

MDMA so gross it makes your brain cry. It’s like eating a robot that just got hit by a truck.

I took an eating robot and my brain went to the hospital.

This pill is so bad, my dog ran away from me.

I ate an eating robot and now I want to die.

3

The worst pill you’ve ever had. It’s like a robot ran through a trash can and then you had to eat it.

I took an eating robot and my stomach is now a war zone.

This pill is so bad, my mom called the cops.

I ate an eating robot and my mouth is now a prison.

4

MDMA that tastes like a robot got drunk and threw up on you.

I took an eating robot and now I smell like a robot’s breakfast.

This pill is so gross, I threw it at my friend.

I swallowed an eating robot and it started a dance party in my throat.

5

The nastiest pill you’ve ever had. It’s like a robot was tortured and then you ate it.

I took an eating robot and my nose is now a crime scene.

This pill is so bad, I called my dad and he cried.

I ate an eating robot and now my mouth is on fire.

6

MDMA that tastes like a robot got hit by a pizza and then exploded.

I took an eating robot and my mouth is now a pizza disaster.

This pill is so bad, I told my teacher I was sick.

I swallowed an eating robot and it made my tongue do the cha-cha.