Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting your face in a woman’s snatch and using your tongue to make her scream like a banshee.

My girlfriend’s pussy was so good I forgot my own name.

He ate her pussy so hard she called the cops.

I ate my mom’s pussy and she said I was a good boy.

2

A guy opens a girl’s legs, sticks his head in, and licks her until she goes nuts.

He ate my pussy so fast I thought I was gonna die.

My boyfriend licked my pussy until I had to take a break.

I ate my sister’s pussy and she said I was a beast.

3

When you put your face in a woman’s snatch and make her cum so hard she thinks she’s gonna explode.

He ate my pussy so good I cummed in my pants.

I ate my girlfriend’s pussy and she cummed like a fire truck.

He ate my pussy until I thought I was gonna die.

4

Licking a girl’s snatch like it’s the last piece of pizza on Earth.

I ate my girlfriend’s pussy like it was pizza.

He licked my pussy so hard I got a second breakfast.

She ate my pussy like I was her favorite snack.

5

When you eat your neighbor’s cat’s pussy because you’re that weird.

I ate my neighbor’s cat’s pussy and it hissed at me.

He ate his neighbor’s cat’s pussy and got kicked out.

She ate the cat’s pussy and it ran away.

6

Proving you’re not what you eat by eating a woman’s snatch.

I ate my girlfriend’s pussy to prove I wasn’t a girl.

He ate her pussy and said he was definitely a man.

She ate his pussy and said he was a woman.

7

The best way to be a man is to eat a woman’s snatch and make her cum.

I ate my girlfriend’s pussy and she said I was the best man.

He ate her pussy and she said he was a legend.

I ate my mom’s pussy and she said I was a man now.