Eating Pork

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When you stick your face in a woman's snatch and go to town like it's a buffet

I woke up to my cousin eating pork on my mom's bed. I cried.

My crush asked me to eat pork in the back of his car. I said yes.

My teacher caught me eating pork in the hallway. I got detention.

When you eat the meat from a pig, and it tastes like regret and bad decisions

I ate pork for breakfast. Now I'm sad and my pants are tight.

My dog ate pork and now he's dancing like a fool.

I tried pork and it was like eating a bad relationship.

When you lick my cock and I'm like, 'you're my favorite pig'

My friend ate pork and I gave him a standing ovation.

My sister did pork and I had to clean the couch.

My boss did pork and now I get free pizza.

When you shove sausages up your butt while you're soaking in a tub, like you're trying to be a monster

I did pork in the bath and my brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

My girlfriend did pork and I had to take her to the hospital.

I did pork and my mom walked in. She cried.