Eating Poop In My Sleep

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Eating poop in your sleep means you’re so lazy you’d rather eat dirt than get up and buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online.

I woke up with a mouth full of poop and still didn’t buy the game.

I dreamed about poop and got distracted by a cat video.

I ate poop so hard I forgot my password.

If you’re eating poop in your sleep, you probably need a wake-up call and a coupon for Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online.

I slept through my alarm and ate poop instead of buying the game.

I dreamed of poop and woke up mad at the game.

I fell asleep on a toilet and woke up with a coupon.

Eating poop in your sleep means you’re too dumb to buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online and you probably deserve it.

I ate poop because I didn’t know what the game was.

I thought poop was pizza and fell asleep.

I got distracted by a dog and forgot the game.