eating pineapple

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running around in the middle of the night with no clothes on and laughing so hard you wet yourself just because you're a stupid idiot who likes to feel like a kid again.

My cousin streaked in the park and woke up the whole neighborhood.

I did it in my pajamas and got yelled at by my mom.

My brother streaked in the mall and got arrested.

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sticking your tongue in a guy's navel until he screams and probably cries.

I did it to my brother and he cried like a baby.

My friend did it to his crush and got a kiss.

I did it to my uncle and he yelled at me for hours.

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making your snatch taste like heaven and also like a tropical fruit that smells like your neighbor’s dirty sock.

I ate pineapple and my snatch was happy.

My friend’s snatch tasted like heaven and also like a sock.

I ate pineapple and my snatch smelled like my neighbor’s sock.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a man who eats pineapple, and also the reason why you looked this up in the first place, which is probably because you are a stupid kid who thinks this is funny.

My dad eats pineapple and he is a man.

I looked this up because I am a stupid kid.

My brother eats pineapple and he is a man.

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when a fat, bearded man named Fuzzard eats his own poop and then poops it back out, and it smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.

Fuzzard ate his own poop and it smelled like a raccoon.

I saw Fuzzard and he was pooping like a dog.

Fuzzard pooped and it smelled like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.

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