eating pears

My tie looks like a fruit fly exploded on it.

I tried to wipe it off but now my shirt is involved.

I’m not even embarrassed anymore, I’m just proud.

I was eating pears in math class and the teacher asked if I was having a snack or a meltdown.

I told my dog I was eating pears and he just stared at me like I was insane.

I tried to eat pears in the library and got kicked out for being too loud.