Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to suck a chick's snatch like it's the last peach on Earth

Bro, I ate peaches so hard I got a snack attack.

She asked me to eat peaches, and I said, 'I’ll eat your whole damn peach tree.'

He came in the room and said, 'I’m here to eat peaches and make you cry.'

2

a poetic way to say you're going to deep throat a woman's crotch

He said, 'I'm going to eat peaches and you're gonna remember it.'

She whispered, 'Eat a peach, and I'll give you my number.'

The teacher said, 'Eat a peach and shut up, or I'll fail you.'

3

when you go down on a girl like it's a free buffet

I ate peaches so good, she asked me to be her boyfriend.

He said, 'I'm eating peaches and you're gonna love it.'

She said, 'Eat a peach and stop talking.'

4

when a lesbian tells a teacher to eat a peach and shut up

She said, 'Eat a peach and shut up, or I'll eat your whole damn peach.'

He walked in and said, 'Eat a peach and I'll eat your ass too.'

They told the principal, 'Eat a peach and stop being a pain in the ass.'

5

when you suck a woman's snatch for so long, you get a snack attack

He ate peaches for eight hours straight and got a snack attack.

She said, 'Eat a peach and I'll give you my whole damn snack.'

He said, 'I ate peaches so hard, I got a snack attack and a snack.'

6

when you deep throat a woman's crotch for hours like it's your job

He ate peaches for eight hours and said it was his job.

She said, 'Eat a peach and I'll give you a raise.'

He said, 'I'm eating peaches and it's my whole damn life.'

7

when Congress gives Trump a peach, and he says, 'Nope, I'm not eating it.'

Congress gave Trump a peach, and he said, 'Nope, I'm not eating it.'

They gave him a peach, and he said, 'I'm not eating it, and I'm not eating your damn ass.'

Congress gave Trump a peach, and he said, 'Nope, I'm not eating it, and I'm not eating your whole damn snack.'