Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pants that let your guts hang out when you chow down like a pig at a buffet. They keep your waist from looking like a deflated balloon.

I ate three burgers and my pants looked like they had a baby.

My pants were the only thing holding my dignity together.

I wore my pants like a shield during the pizza war.

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2

You take off your pants, stuff them in your mouth, and chew them up like they’re a tough piece of gum. Then you swallow them and hope your stomach doesn’t rebel.

I ate my pants because I was too lazy to take them off.

He ate his pants like they were the last piece of cake.

She ate her pants and cried because they were old.

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3

A fancy way of saying 'eat my shorts' when you're too full of yourself to be wrong.

I won the bet, so I said 'eat my pants' to his face.

He lost the game, so I told him to eat my pants.

She ate my pants because I said she was a loser.

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4

Only pants can give me the energy to do anything. Everything else is a waste of time.

Only pants can keep me alive.

I ate my pants because I had no energy.

Pants are the only thing I respect.

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5

The ultimate insult. You say your aunt ate pants and you mean she’s the worst.

My aunt ate pants and I was ashamed.

He said my aunt ate pants in front of everyone.

My aunt ate pants and I had to save her.

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6

You’re just a dumbass who eats pants like they’re candy.

He eats pants like they’re chips.

She eats pants and cries.

He eats pants and nobody stops him.

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7

You're just a idiot who eats pants and acts like it's a big deal.

He eats pants and thinks he's cool.

She eats pants and nobody cares.

He eats pants and eats them again.

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