Eating Panda

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A panda version of a fast-food chain, but instead of burgers, they serve baby pandas and call it a 'deluxe combo'.

I ate a panda express and it tasted like regret and bamboo.

My friend got the 'baby panda special' and now he's crying in the corner.

The panda express is the only place where the fries are made of bamboo chips.

When a panda gets so hungry they eat their own babies, and you use it to call someone a brain-dead idiot who thinks nature is a buffet.

She said I was a panda eating my babies, and I still don’t know why.

He thought the forest was a buffet and started eating squirrels. Classic panda eating baby nonsense.

My teacher called my essay 'panda eating baby level' and I got a D.

When a guy goes down on a girl at the University of Alberta and it’s so bad it feels like being eaten by a panda.

That guy went down on his girlfriend and it was like a panda eating her in slow motion.

He tried to impress her with a kiss and it turned into a panda eating baby moment.

The whole class saw it and now they call it 'the Alberta panda'.

When you eat anywhere, even if it’s a panda’s face, and you don’t care if it’s gross or not.

I ate at a panda’s face and it was like eating a soggy sandwich.

She ate in a trash can and called it 'eating panda style'.

He ate in the middle of the street and got a ticket for eating panda.