eating oranges

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Screaming into a fruit like it’s your ex and you’re mad at them.

I ate an orange so loud my neighbor called the cops.

I bit into that orange like it owed me money.

I was eating oranges in my mom’s kitchen and she thought I was possessed.

A guy who gets down on his knees and gives a woman a foot massage with his mouth.

He gave her a foot massage with his mouth and she cried happy tears.

He started licking her foot and she dropped her phone.

He was eating oranges and I was eating him.

When Nim asks for an orange and a goat and you’re like why?

Nim asked for an orange and a goat and I said why not?

Nim wanted an orange and a goat and I threw a fit.

Nim walked in with an orange and a goat and I was confused.