Eating old asshole off the street

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You're so broke you're scraping crust off a dead guy's butt in the gutter

I had to eat old asshole off the street because I couldn't afford a sandwich

My lunch was a piece of sidewalk and a fart from some old dude

I saw a guy eating old asshole off the street and I thought, that's me next

You’re so low you’re eating sidewalk and old man farts for dinner

I was so broke I ate old asshole off the street and it tasted like regret

I saw a guy eating old asshole off the street and I thought, that’s my future

My food budget is now just a dead guy’s butt

You’re so desperate you’re nibbling on a dead guy’s butt like it’s a snack

I had to eat old asshole off the street because my bank account was empty

I saw a guy eating old asshole off the street and I said, that’s my life now

I ate old asshole off the street and it was the best meal I ever had

You’re so poor you’re eating a dead guy’s butt like it’s a burger

I ate old asshole off the street and it was like eating a soggy sock

I saw a guy eating old asshole off the street and I knew I was going to be next

My stomach was full of old asshole from the street and I didn’t care

You’re so broke you’re eating dead guy farts like they’re chips

I was so broke I had to eat old asshole off the street and it was like eating regret

I saw a guy eating old asshole off the street and I said, that’s my life now

I ate old asshole off the street and it was the worst and best meal I ever had

You’re so low you’re eating a dead guy’s butt like it’s a salad

I had to eat old asshole off the street because I had no money

I saw a guy eating old asshole off the street and I thought, that’s my future

I ate old asshole off the street and it was like a food group