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acting like you're brain dead
You ate six bowls of noodles and still failed math.
Your brain is a noodle soup and it's still not full.
You tried to eat noodles and forgot how to breathe.
eating noodles
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when you let a guy eat your noodle while your tampon is still in
He took one bite and said it was the best thing he ever ate.
You were like a noodle on a plate and he was the hungry guy.
You had a tampon and a guy ate your noodle and didn't even care.
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when some guy tries to steal your glory like he did it
He said he made the noodles and you were just there.
He took the credit and you got the noodle burn.
You made the noodles and he said he did it first.
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something Asians do to make white people feel stupid
They eat noodles and you feel like a meatball.
They say 'noodles' and you think it's a curse.
They eat noodles and you get a noodle complex.