Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

My mom walked in and screamed, 'What is that?!' I said, 'It's art.' She said, 'It's also your punishment.'

He tried to eat it like a sandwich. It was a disaster. The mayo came out like a river of shame.

She took one look and said, 'You're gonna get called Pearl for sure.'

She said, 'I don’t even need a spoon. I’m just gonna eat this like it’s my last meal.'

He said, 'I’m not even gonna wash my hands. I’m just gonna go to sleep with mayo in my hair.'

He tried to take a bite and it slipped. He said, 'This is the worst thing I’ve ever done.'

He said, 'I’m gonna eat this and then I’ll look like a prince.' He looked like a monster.

She said, 'This is my beauty ritual. I do this every day.' Her face was a disaster.

He tried to eat it and it came out like a volcano. He said, 'I’m gonna get called Pearl forever.'