Eating mango

My boss said I was eating mango at the meeting. I was like, 'You mean you're getting eaten out?'

I told my coworker I was eating mango. She said, 'You're getting eaten out? I'm in.'

My friend said she was eating mango at lunch. I asked, 'Is that like getting eaten out?'

He said he was eating mango. I asked, 'Is that like eating a mango?' He said, 'No, it's like eating a mango and getting a face-fuck.'

She said she was eating mango. I said, 'You're getting eaten out?'

My friend asked me if I was eating mango. I said, 'No, I'm getting eaten out.'

I said I was eating mango. My friend said, 'You're high and getting eaten out?'

I told my sister I was eating mango. She said, 'You're high and getting eaten out?'

I said I was eating mango. My mom said, 'You're high and getting eaten out?'

My friend said, 'I'm eating mango.' I said, 'That's the stupidest quote ever.'

My teacher said, 'Eating mango is the best thing.' I said, 'That's the stupidest quote ever.'

I said, 'Eating mango is the best thing.' My friend said, 'That's the stupidest quote ever.'

I said, 'They're eating my mango.' My friend said, 'They're eating your snatch?'

My sister said, 'They're eating my mango.' I said, 'They're eating your snatch?'

I said, 'They're eating my mango.' My mom said, 'They're eating your snatch?'