Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

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A fancy way of saying you're shoving a bunch of cheese and noodles into your face like it's your last meal before getting sent to jail.
My mom caught me doing this at 3 a. m. with a full bag of cheez-its.
He ate the whole box in one sitting and then cried.
She said it was the worst thing she’d ever seen. She was right.
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When you're so desperate for food you forget to cook and just stab the box with your face.
I did this in front of my brother and he laughed until he cried.
She ate it like it was a crime and she was the detective.
He did it so fast he got cheese in his hair.
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The worst kind of snack time, where you're eating like a raccoon that just stole your dinner.
He ate it like he was in a war and the box was his last hope.
She did it in the middle of a Zoom call and no one knew what was happening.
He did it in the car and the driver had to pull over.
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When you're so hungry you're willing to eat noodles and cheese like it's a religion.
He ate the whole box and then asked for seconds.
She did it in the kitchen and the dog got cheese on its face.
He did it in the bathroom and his brother heard him.
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A sad attempt at eating that looks like you’re trying to save the world one noodle at a time.
He ate it like it was a last stand.
She did it in the middle of the night and cried.
He did it in the living room and the whole family watched.
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When you're too lazy to even make a sandwich and just dig into the box like it's your ex.
He ate it like it was the end of the world.
She did it in the car and the driver got cheese on his shirt.
He did it in the kitchen and his mom yelled at him.
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