eating lemons

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When a hockey player is so bad they make the crowd want to throw lemons down their throat
You missed three shots in a row, buddy. You're eating lemons.
He shot the puck straight into the net. Classic lemon eating.
The crowd was screaming 'eat lemons' after he missed the easiest shot.
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The sweetest thing you've ever seen, like a baby unicorn eating cotton candy
That baby unicorn eating cotton candy? I'm in love. That's eating lemons.
You just saw a baby unicorn. What else could be eating lemons?
That unicorn was so cute it made me want to cry. That's eating lemons.
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A fancy way to say 'eat a dick' that's so salty it makes your teeth hurt
You broke my phone. Eat lemons, you idiot.
She called me a piece of trash. I told her to eat lemons.
He insulted my mom. I told him to eat lemons and then I kicked him.
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