Eating Leftovers

I tried to hit on her, but she said she already had a guy who used her like a mop.

She was still hot, but I knew she'd been used like a mop before.

He said she was a walking mop after that night.

She said she had already had her fill of love, but I still took her.

He was like, 'She's had her fill of love already, man.'

She was still cute, but she had already had her fill of love.

She looked like she'd been used like a donut hole already.

He said she was a donut hole that had been used already.

I knew she'd been used like a donut hole before I even asked.