Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so stuck in a mess you’re eating the dog and your cousin’s brains for breakfast.

I had to eat my dog because my cousin turned into a zombie.

The dog was the last thing left. I ate it and my brother’s face.

My mom said if I didn’t eat the dog, I’d have to eat her.

2

You’re so cheap you’re using your own stuff like a broke fool, even if it hurts your customers.

That app company uses their own app and it crashed 10 times a day.

The restaurant uses their own food and it tastes like dirt.

The company used their own software and it made me cry.

3

A hot dog that’s so happy it’s eating a warm dog.

The hot dog was so hot, it ate the warm dog.

The dog was warm, and the hot dog ate it.

The warm dog was eating the hot dog, but the hot dog won.

4

You’re sweating like a pig in a sauna, it’s that hot.

I was sweating so much, I looked like a meatball.

The room was hotter than my ex’s temper.

I was sweating like a raccoon in a microwave.

5

You’re telling people to do what you say, even if you’re a total fake.

The boss said we should all work overtime, but he was the only one who showed up.

The teacher told us to read the book, but she didn’t even finish the first page.

The company told us to be healthy, but they eat donuts all day.

6

Something so stupid it makes you laugh and cry at the same time, like Paris Hilton.

That idea was so bad, it made me want to punch a wall.

That plan was like Paris Hilton’s life, absurd and confusing.

That movie was so bad, I ate my own sock.

7

You find a rabid dog, cook it up like a pro, and eat it or make someone else eat it.

I found a rabid dog, cooked it, and ate it like it was a pizza.

My brother had to eat a rabid dog, and he still smells like it.

The dog was rabid, but the meal was amazing.