Eating Hibachi

My cousin’s butt got seared at the hibachi. He’s still smokin’.

That guy’s ass was charbroiled like a steak. He’s not getting up anytime soon.

She flipped her burger on his butt. Now he’s the main course.

His butt was sizzlin’ like a steak. He looked like a grilled cheese sandwich.

She grilled her burger on his butt. He’s now the side dish.

That guy’s butt got charred. He’s the most popular table in the place.

His butt got grilled like a ribeye. He’s now the meat of the party.

She flipped her burger on his butt. He’s now the main event.

That guy’s ass was cooked to perfection. He’s the star of the show.