eating fruit salad

My cousin ate fruit salad for the first time and looked like he’d been hit by a melon truck.

She tried the fruit salad and screamed like it was her first time getting a root canal.

He took one bite and his face went from happy to horrified, like he’d been cursed by a fruit demon.

He ate the fruit salad and cried like his mom had just slapped him with a pineapple.

She bit into the fruit salad and yelled, 'Why is everything trying to kill me?!!'

He took one bite and went from cool to crying, like a baby who got a lime in the face.

She ate the fruit salad and screamed, 'I never want to see another grape again!'

He took a bite and looked like he’d been tortured by a fruit gang.

He tried the fruit salad and said, 'This is worse than my first time getting a wedgie from my math teacher.'