Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to steal snacks like a thief in the night and blame it on the ghost of your ex

I ate your last burger and told the ghost of my ex it was its idea

Your pizza is gone and you're blaming the ghost again

I took your chips and now the ghost of your ex is haunting your fridge

2

when you raid the fridge like it's a bank and you don't care about the consequences

I took all the snacks and now your fridge is broke

Your fridge is empty because I robbed it

I stole your lunch and now your fridge is crying

3

to eat your food like you're the king of the fridge and nobody else matters

I ate your sandwich and crowned myself king of the fridge

Your snacks are gone because I'm the king

I took your soup and now I'm the fridge king

4

to chow down on your food like you're a hungry beast and you don't care who you eat

I ate your salad and now I'm a hungry beast

Your food is gone because I'm a beast

I devoured your snack like I was a beast from another planet

5

when you grab your food like it's a free lunch and you don't give a damn about the rules

I took your lunch like it was free

Your food is gone because I didn't follow the rules

I grabbed your snack and now I'm the lunch thief

6

to eat your food like you're a glutton and you're not even sorry

I ate all your snacks and I'm not even sorry

Your fridge is empty because I'm a glutton

I devoured your food and I still want more