Eating flowers

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Getting so hyped up by someone that you’re willing to give them your soul, your dignity, and your last clean sock.

When my crush asked me to prom, I literally ate flowers and then cried in the hallway.

My mom told me I was going to marry my best friend, and I ate flowers like it was a free meal.

I saw my ex with my best friend and I ate flowers so hard I got a stomach ache.

A fancy way of telling someone to go eat shit. It's like the posh version of a middle finger, and it’s extra embarrassing if you're the one getting it.

My teacher told me to eat flowers after I threw a paper airplane at her.

My little brother got told to eat flowers by my mom for stealing my snack.

My friend’s girlfriend told him to eat flowers because he forgot her birthday.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A girly way of telling someone to go fuck themselves. It’s like the ultimate insult, and it makes you want to laugh, cry, and maybe throw a snack at them.

My crush told me to eat flowers after I made a total fool of myself.

My sister told me to eat flowers for forgetting her birthday again.

My friend got told to eat flowers by his crush after he tripped in front of her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you get so mad or so pumped that you turn into a monster. It’s like when you’re so angry you could fight a whole army, and you don’t care if you die doing it.

I ate flowers so hard after my friend made fun of me, and I almost broke the table.

My brother ate flowers after I told him he was the weakest link.

My mom ate flowers when she found out my brother was eating my snacks.

by Slangipedia 14d ago