eating el desko

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The thing you do in Spanish class when you're so bored you wish the teacher would die and your lunch would teleport to your desk.
I was eating el desko because the teacher was talking about verbs and I was thinking about tacos.
I was eating el desko because I had a burrito and my brain was on vacation.
I was eating el desko because I was too lazy to move and my desk was a throne.
2
When you eat your lunch at your desk because you're too lazy to go anywhere and your stomach is yelling at you.
I was eating el desko because I was too tired to walk to the cafeteria.
I was eating el desko because my desk was a food truck and I was the customer.
I was eating el desko because my lunch was already there and I was too lazy to eat it anywhere else.
3
When you beg your Mexican friend to wipe your desk clean so you can eat your food without looking like a slob.
I was eating el desko because my desk was covered in crayon and I was too embarrassed to eat in front of my friends.
I was eating el desko because I asked my friend to clean my desk and he said no and now I'm eating on a mess.
I was eating el desko because my desk looked like a war zone and my food was fighting for survival.
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