eating eggs like jeremy irons

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when you peel a hard-boiled egg all the way and eat it with your hands like jeremy irons in die hard 3 after he shoots samuel l jackson and calls him a fat sassy man.
i peeled my egg like jeremy irons and called my mom a fat sassy man
ate my egg like jeremy irons and told my teacher to shut up
peeled my egg like jeremy irons and said my lunch was trash
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when you peel a whole egg and eat it in one hand like jeremy irons after he kills someone and says they were a waste of space.
ate my egg like jeremy irons and said my math test was a waste of space
peeled my egg like jeremy irons and called my brother a waste of space
ate my egg like jeremy irons and told my dog to shut up
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when you peel an egg with your hands like jeremy irons after he shoots someone and says they were a total waste of bullets and time.
peeled my egg like jeremy irons and said my dad was a total waste of bullets
ate my egg like jeremy irons and told my sister she was a waste of time
peeled my egg like jeremy irons and called my principal a waste of bullets
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