eating eggs

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When you eat out a girl who's on her period and it's like she's bleeding everywhere and you're just like 'whatever, I'm still getting my meal'

My cousin ate out his cousin's girlfriend and she was crying and bleeding and he was like 'whatever, I'm still getting my meal'

My best friend's ex said 'whatever, I'm still getting my meal' when he ate out my best friend on her period

My neighbor ate out his daughter's best friend on her period and it was like a horror movie

When you peel a hard boiled egg like it's your last chance to live and eat it like you're eating a goddamn trophy

My brother peeled a hard boiled egg like it was his last chance to live and ate it like it was a goddamn trophy

My mom peels her eggs like she's winning a competition

My dog peels his egg like he's gonna beat up the whole world

When you try to eat the rich but all you get is a bunch of eggs and you're like 'this is not what I signed up for'

My friend tried to eat the rich and all he got was a bunch of eggs and he was like 'this is not what I signed up for'

My cousin said 'this is not what I signed up for' when she tried to eat the rich and only got eggs

My neighbor tried to eat the rich and ended up eating eggs and he was like 'this is not what I signed up for'

When someone asks you if you're going to eat a raw egg and you're like 'why would I ever do that'

My brother asked me if I was going to eat a raw egg and I said 'why would I ever do that'

My friend asked me if I was going to eat a raw egg and I said 'why would I ever do that'

My mom asked me if I was going to eat a raw egg and I said 'why would I ever do that'

When someone randomly yells 'eat the eggs' at you and it's like the worst insult ever

My brother randomly yelled 'eat the eggs' at me and it was like the worst insult ever

My friend randomly yelled 'eat the eggs' at me and it was like the worst insult ever

My mom randomly yelled 'eat the eggs' at me and it was like the worst insult ever