eating dirty

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When you hope a word is so bad it makes your face turn red and your brain explode from stupidity.

I looked up 'cat' and it was about pooping. I died.

Urban Dictionary is my punishment for being too curious.

I thought 'love' was a normal word. It wasn’t.

When you yell at someone so hard you think you might have broken their face or their soul.

You’re such a dirty ass hoe! I’m gonna poop on you!

You’re so god dam dirty I could eat you for breakfast.

You’re a nasty ass bitch and I know it.

When you scream ‘Fuck you!’ so loud the neighbors call the cops.

‘Get away!’ I yelled. The cops showed up. I was right.

I said ‘Fuck you!’ so loud the dog ran away.

I screamed ‘Fuck you!’ and my mom asked why I was so mad.

When you eat someone’s butt and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever done in your life.

I ate my brother’s butt and it was like eating a rotten shoe.

My girlfriend eats ass and I think she’s trying to kill me.

I ate a stranger’s butt and now I have a stomachache and regret.